Found Horse

At the intersection by my house there is a sign on a pole that says "Found Horse" and then a phone number. Why this makes me laugh everytime I see it I'm not sure. Maybe it's because most residential areas don't have a lot of horses. Or maybe it's because I get a lot of animals in my back yard (I don't have a fence) and I picture waking up one morning, opening my blinds, and seeing a horse grazing on my grass.

Sometimes I just need to LAUGH!

I'm not the type of person who laughs a lot or who regularly laughs out loud. Lately I have been taking life too seriously. With life being as crazy as it is I almost deleted this blog, but then I realized I need an outlet and I need to laugh. So my goal for this year is to regularly post things that make me laugh. So here it goes...

Bees, Bee Pollen, and Being Sick...

I've heard a lot about the benefits of bee pollen, how it helps with allergies and boosts your immune system, etc. I decided to buy some and see if it will help my family. I was literally standing in the parking lot of Sprouts unloading Jackson and Lucy from the car so I could purchase my bee pollen to improve my families health when the school nurse called to tell me Harrison was sick and I needed to pick him up. Talk about irony. So I hurry into Sprouts, buy my bee pollen pill then rush to the school to pick up my sick child. While driving and thinking about the irony of my situation I got an image in my mind of my husband with a bee stuck to his lip. You may laugh now because I did to... So a few years ago Damon and I went to the lake with some of his brothers and sisters. We were having a good time water skiing and wake boarding when Damon takes a drink from his soda and proceeds to freak out. A bee had flown into his pop can and when he took a drink the bee did what bees do and stung him, right on the lip. Not only was he stung but the bee was stuck to his lip! We did get the bee off and the swelling wasn't too bad. But the image of Damon with a bee hanging from his lip was enough to make me laugh out loud, multiple times through out my day.

Sing a Song

I know I am the only person in the world who feels like screaming (and often time does) at my children to get them to listen. I have discovered something that helps, if I can keep my cool long enough to remember it... I sing.
When I just want to scream out "HARRISON!!!" I turn it into an opera song. It's amazing how they respond to my silly songs and it's a great release for me.
I discovered this while teaching preschool (no worries, I only scream at MY children during preschool. ha ha). I sing "Here We are Together" while transitioning from one activity to another. If they are having a hard time following directions I will add some directions into the song. For example, "Here we are together, together, together. Oh here we are together in our preschool class. Please sit down on your bottoms and keep your hands to yourselves. Oh here we are together in our preschool class."
Most of the time I will make up my own random tune and sometimes I will use songs they are familiar with like Dora or Backyardigans. I don't know why but these silly songs sometimes save me from a lot of anger and it makes my kids listen.

So next time you want to scream, just sing!

Harrison's "Orange Pie"

Harrison loves to cook. He created this recipe by himself and it was surprisingly really good. It's a fun easy recipe that kids can do by themselves.

ingredients:
1 cutie orange
fruit flavored yogurt (Harrison used blueberry)
cool whip
chocolate chips

directions:
Peel and seperate cutie orange and arrange in bottom of mini pie tin or small bowl. Cover with yogurt. Spread cool whip ontop of yogurt. Decorate with chocolate chips. Chill in fridge for about 5-10 minutes. Enjoy!

Parenting Boys and Girls

Here is an article about the difference between raising boys and girls. I thought it was interesting and wanted to pass it on. Just click on the Title to take you to the article
(thanks for sending it to me Leslie)

Me Time

I have been feeling guilty about wanting a break from my kids. I often want to tell them to just leave me alone! Then I realized that the only break I do get from my kids is when they are with a sitter or asleep. Harrison and Jackson don't go to school, don't take naps, and are often awake as early as 6 am. No wonder I want a break, and I found the perfect guilt free me time...
As soon as I put my kids to bed I get my pajamas on, wash my face, brush my teeth and take my time doing it. It's perfect, nobody interupts me because the kids are in bed and Damon is usually "vegging". So I take a minute to slow down and enjoy being alone. When I'm done I do the dishes, pick up the house, and fold a little bit of laundry without feeling angry!

Want cleaner floors?

I hate walking barefoot on dirty floors. So I came up with a great solution.... wear shoes!

I don't know if it's where I live or my house isn't sealed very well or maybe it's the 3 kids, 2 dogs and cat that roam my house but even after I mop my floors always feel gritty. So I wear shoes, problem almost solved.

dinner to the rescue

Evenings and dinner time have been so difficult lately. In the past couple weeks I have sent Jackson to bed early several times. I am so tired of the mid afternoon meltdowns. So I tried something new yesterday, and it worked! Around 3 pm I let my kids have a small snack then I started making dinner around 4:30 when they started asking for another snack. By the time Damon got home at 6 pm they had eaten dinner, desert, were in their jammies and had their teeth brushed. The result; less tantrums, more time for me to pick up the house, Damon and I got to eat together while the boys sat and did paint with water, and both the boys and I were happier when Daddy got home which made Daddy want to spend time with us!

Knights in Shining Armor

I love cardboard boxes. Their versatility astounds me...

I used a little cardboard, some aluminum foil, tape and hot glue and suddenly my boys are knights in shining armor!

Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies

These also make GREAT gluten free cookies!!!

3/4 cup crisco
1 1/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
2 T. milk
1 T. vanilla
1 egg
1 3/4 cup flour (or gf flour, add a little xanthum gum)
1 tsp. salt
3/4 tsp. baking soda
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup coarsely chopped pecans (optional)

Heat oven to 375. Combine shortening, brown sugar, milk and vanilla. Beat at medium speed until well blended. Beat egg into creamed mixture. Combine flour, salt, and baking soda. Mix into creamed mixture. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans. Drop tablespoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheet. Bake one sheet at a time. 8-10 minutes for chewy cookies or 11-13 minutes for crisp cookies.
It's a great recipe to double or triple and freeze in ziploc bags for fresh cookies any time.

Thanks for the recipe Leisa.

Bad Dreams

The past two nights I have had weird dreams that are probably results from the obsessing I have been doing. For the last week and a half I have been working very hard at getting me and my kids on a schedule, organizing my house and life, and sticking to my budget. I start teaching preschool again on September 1 so I want to make sure everything is in order and I am as prepared as can be so this year will run smoothly. Which brings me back to my dreams...

In my first dream we were on vacation in a motor home (although it was very bizarre and I felt very distressed). The motor home was DISGUSTING! It was filthy dirty and I was so overwhelmed as to where to start cleaning. The most memorable part of the dream was when I was feeding Lucy in the motorhome and a rat runs through it! I'm freaked out by rodents as it is and I'm feeding a baby, so I call to Damon for help. He's busy doing something and not really paying attention. Then the rat comes and tries to climb on me! Gross!!! So when I woke up it was a huge relief to walk into a very clean kitchen.

The second dream I had I had just graduated from high school and the night of graduation I went to the store to buy groceries for my parents (don't ask me where all that came from). It was quite a crazy shopping experience. When I finally went to pay it was super late at night, the store was about to close, and the lines were super long. For some reason it took a long time for the cashier to ring up my items and the final price kept changing. I was trying to count my money to pay but I couldn't do it. The money was out of order and sticking together and I kept getting confused and had to start over. I remember thinking "I used to be a bank teller, why can't I do this?" I finally was able to count out $400 but the cashier told me it wasn't four hundred dollars, it was fourteen hundred!

Organization and finances have been on my mind so I am going to share some of the things I have been working on.

Organization:

I have created a routine chart that has the things I need to accomplish daily and weekly. I printed it on the computer with the things I need to do daily on one column and the things I need to do weekly on the other column.

For example:

Daily I need to do laundry, chore charts with my kids, dishes, exercise etc.

Weekly I have something different to do each day plus a room to clean. When I say deep clean or organize I choose one or two simple tasks to complete. For example; when I deep cleaned my front room I wiped down my blinds. Here is my list...

Mondays- weekly clean (change sheets, trash, dust, sweep/vacuum, mop, etc) and deep clean or organize my front rooms and porch.

Tuesdays- this is my free day where I can do crafts, projects, etc. and deep clean or organize the kitchen.

Wednesdays- clean bathrooms, clean fridge, and make my grocery list, and deep clean or organize my kid's rooms and office.

Thursdays- paperwork, pay bills, balance checkbook, clean out car and purse, and deep clean or organize my bedroom and bathroom.

Fridays- grocery shopping, run errands, and deep clean or organize the family room and patio.

I printed this list, laminated it, and put a magnet on the back. Now I can hang it and mark on it with a dry erase marker.

I also printed, laminated and put a magnet on a paper that has "freezer" on one column and "deep freeze" on the other. I wrote with a dry erase marker the items I have in each of my freezers. My purpose in this is to know what I have when I make my grocery and dinner lists. I hate over buying or assuming I have something when I really don't, who takes the time to dig through their deep freezer to find out?

I laminated a piece of card stock and put a magnet on it so I can make a to do list. Now I won't have 5 scrap papers filled with lists of things to do floating around my house that I can never seem to find.

The final list I made was one for my meals. I typed on one column "breakfast, lunch, dinner with 1-7 under each one. I left the other column empty. I printed lots of copies and cut them in half. I attached each column with a butterfly clip to a laminated piece of card stock with a magnet on the back. I made my menu for the week on one and my grocery list on the other.

Here is a picture of some of my lists.This is the board in my hallway that I hang everything on.
I bought some shelves from Target to use for preschool. I made the magnetic board I hung above it. This will be a great teaching space for preschool.

I made the magnet board with a picture frame I wasn't using anymore. I bought a piece of sheet metal from Lowe's and scissors to cut it. I cut it the size of my frame, took out the glass and put in my metal.

Finances:Damon and I figured out exactly how much our monthly income is and how much we spend on each of our bills. We then made a list of every bill we thought we could lower. I ended the internet service on my phone and saved almost $50 a month! I asked my dr. to double the dosage on my prescription so I can cut each pill in half. That way I am making the same co payment but only every other month. We also decided on a grocery amount for the month. I take that amount out in cash and have to budget carefully so it will last all month. I make a meal plan each week and do our grocery shopping around that so I am not buying things we don't need. We stopped going out to eat and Damon is taking his lunches to work. We also decided to put gas in our cars on Friday and only put a certain amount in. We have to make sure we don't drive any more than needed so our gas can last all week. It's amazing the money we have been able to save by only making a few changes.

ice sculptures

It is too hot to just send my boys outside to play. So we experimented with water. I let them play with cups of colored water, they learned about mixing colors to make new ones then we put the cups in the freezer. When the water was frozen they took the ice outside and used the different shapes to build with. It kept them busy and cool.
We also froze army men and other small toys in an empty one gallon ice cream container. I gave them hammers and let them hammer out the toys.